1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Sex if I'm with the right person.
2. Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
Neck, scalp, ears, back, and neck.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
I like doing both.
6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
I don't have one.
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
No but I'm pretty sure I'm well-acquainted with Ary's. ;P
8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
I'm not one to ask for a handjob. I mean, if you shove your hand down my pants just to tease me, that's fine but I don't want you to go ape shit trying to get me off by pretending it's an etch a sketch.
9. Do you like having your balls touched?
I can live with or without it.
10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
11. Do you like having your anus touched?
Never done it but I'm not really asking for it.
12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
Yes. On myself and on my partner.
14. Do you have any kinks?
15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
16. Do you pee in the shower?
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
18. Have you had sex in the shower?
19. Do you like being naked?
At least half, yeah.
20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
Sure. Usually if I'm in front of people getting changed I don't expect them to stare at me as I do it but if they do, oh well.
25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
Yes. Sometimes that's the best way.
27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
Maybe after a certain amount of time we've been together, no.
28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
Yes. I have sent them to someone and no they better not be online.
29. How many sexual partners have you had?
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
Maybe thirteen and I don't really even know.
32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
Laying on my back or kinda propped up.
33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
All I'll tell you is that I sometimes watch porn, I sometimes use my imagination.
34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
Nope. That's not healthy.
36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
It was in the dark sooo...I couldn't say.
37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
39. Do you ever go commando?
40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
41. How big is your penis?
42. Does your penis curve at all?
43. Which testicle hangs lower?
I haven't really checked...
44. How big are your breasts?
45. Do you have long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
Yeah, this doesn't apply.
46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
If I was a girl mine would probably be large.
47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
Yes, and I don't care. I still get the job done.
48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
Damn. I'm really into boobs but I like to squeeze Arya's butt...its just perfect and fits right in my hands. ;)
50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
The last one.
51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
53. Do you like your butt?
It does what it needs to do...
54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
I trim it up. If my partner ever goes down there I don't want her coming back up with any hair in her teeth.
55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
I prefer for them to keep it clean and neat but what they do with their bodies is their decision.
56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
I don't and no.
58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
Maybe like five minutes? I'm good at rough quickies.
59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
If I have the time.
60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
Masturbation:maybe an hour. Sex: maybe four hours...but that's due to change.
61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
Seven? I don't know. I don't keep count I just like to go go go. :P
62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
63. Spit or swallow?
It's up to them.
64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
Depends. Sometimes I do both.
65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
I don't know.
66. Do you "squirt?"
67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
Boobjob, yes, they're great. My ex tried to give me a footjob and it was just weird. I didn't like it.
69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
My apartment? All but one.
73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
Sex:School library. Masturbated: School showers back in high school. I was alone so it was cool.
74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
I have had a threesome. Wouldn't mind doing it again but that would totally be up to Arya but I'm not sure I'd be wanting to share her with anyone...
78. Do you own any sex toys?
79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
81. What are your favorite positions?
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy style, and I'm a fan of my lady sitting on my face.
82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
When I was with my ex in her dorm at school and she said her room mate was in class so we'd have four hours to ourselves...she got off about three times, me none by the time her roommate walked in and threatened to call the Dorm Advisor if I didn't leave. So I had to jet out of there in my pants because if we got caught again they probably would have kicked her out of the dorms and I wasn't ready at all for a girlfriend to move in with me. Just wasn't that serious yet and turned out to never be that serious.
83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
I don't lack a penis.
88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
I've been told I'm great. ;P
90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
92. Have you have phone sex?
93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
Masturbate, take pictures, have sex, ride a horse, oral sex. I've always wondered what that would feel like.
94. What's something you like about your body?
My hair...its timeless and curly and beautiful.
95. What's something you dislike about your body?
I'm not sure. My feet? Does anyone ever really like their feet?
96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
All of it.
97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
Me and Arya the next time I see her. ;)
98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?